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pigeon holing

when you stretch your balls between your legs, and place them in your asshole and sit on them.
gay men practice the art of pigeon holing
by Jordan Steele July 1, 2005
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Gopher Holing

Okay, the art of gopher holing is where you insert your penis into a gopher's ass quickly so the sphincter can't restrict and limit the movement of your mankong. With your new gopher condom, penetrate your girlfriend in her vagina. Flick said gopher 3 times in the back of the neck to stimulate it's ass clitoris and simultaneoulsy aggravating it. Once aggravated, the gopher will begin to burrow in the vagina deeper and deeper within the uterus. After 3 minutes of gopher penetration, a new hole linking the vagina and the rectum together will be created. Congratulations! You now have a vgainal-ass hole! WARNING!! Blood loss and getting your grippers ripped is likely to ensue. Thank you, and have a good day.
Yo, man i was gopher holing this girl last night....and she died.
I just got gopher holed! Now, i can't stop pissing out of my ass!
by Meganfoxsuckedmydick April 18, 2009
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Hong-Ming

A rare human-like specimen that is extremely wide and quick thinking. It will look human, but it is a robotic drone from the Chinese.
If you see a hong-ming, you better run.
by Donaldo Trumpus March 25, 2017
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Hong Kong Fluey

Oh damn, homes, you sound awful.

Yeah, Hong Kong fluey be kicking my ass.
by Shuaman March 19, 2020
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hong kong

A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.
rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)

rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?

rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!
by gimme the money July 26, 2016
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hoink

A word variable; can be substituted for any other word in existence.
Go hoink yourself;
Give me a good hoinking;
Hoink on someone else's lawn;
Hand over the hoinker;
When was the last time you hoinked a beaver?
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Hinga dinga Durgen

Swedish for, "Hang things." Used in the Lief Erikson day spongebob episode to poke fun at viking schpeek
Happy Lief Erikson day everyone, hinga dinga durgen
by Morgan Freeman 2 October 10, 2019
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