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Horizontal Hip Hop

Music that has a lower BPM generally 85 - 115 that is designed to be listened to while having sex. Often made with female singers or just instrumentals, ironically without actual rap most of the time.
Lovage has an album titled "Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By" , Portishead, Massive Attack's album "Mezzanine", much of UNKLE or DJ Shadow's brilliant debut entroducing, for that matter Bjork's "Debut".

"Last night I threw a move on my old lady, to make sure things went smooth I threw "Book of the Month" on by Lovage. That horizontal hip hop always closes the deal kid!"
by DJJ23 June 11, 2016
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Lane swapping, hip-hop beat-bopping

An aggressive driver constantly changing lanes to get ahead of other vehicles. Kinda like jumping 'round on a crowded dance floor.
That driver's gonna cause a crash in this heavy traffic with all that lane swapping, hip-hop beat-bopping
by Dr Dre' August 4, 2018
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hip hop

One of the worst genres of music (along with R&B & country).
Damn, bitch! You like those lame ass rappers T.I., Cassidy, and Mike Jones?!? You should stop listening to those flavor of the month rappers.
by Paul Rodriguez May 13, 2005
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hiphopophobia

someone who is afraid to listen to hiphop music.
Look at that stupid anal crust eater, he has hiphopophobia.
by Trey Hayward November 27, 2005
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hip hop

a terrible form of noise that has infected our nation and the world. it has spawned a fashion industry that cant keep their pants on or wear the proper sized shirt. on top of that it has changed our language for the worse. its sad but, true. ignorance is here to stay.
"did you hear that shit?!?! i think the colored folk call it hip hop."
by classic danny rva December 9, 2008
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Hiphopsoldier

Anyone that is way too hip for their own hopping good. Some dork that should pull up their pants since wearing your pants low means your ready to get for anal sex in prison. These fools are too stupid to know that but they do it since they don't know any better and they think they are a part of the hip hop culture.
How you livin' hophopsoldier as said to a 17 year old white kid with a sideways baseball cap, & his pants around his knee's at a shopping mall.
by Keith Wolff October 22, 2004
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HipHopportunity

1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.
American Idol is giving HipHopportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.
by Sizzor April 2, 2008
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