power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in the large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.
I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!
by Yosemite Sam 2 September 8, 2016
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Petty handle

The ability to handle petty people, like yourself.
Despite the constant criticizing the group said to one another. Christi was able to petty handle the group today, by reminding them for the lack of their team work, and pionted out everyone in the groups most trivial details, revealing her own petty self.
by Bigbootytractor77 October 19, 2024
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Handle

Slow minded scared people who listen to Kelly Clarkson and have an obsession with the geographical marking of the counties of Ireland
“That’s handle being handle”
by Handlemember November 27, 2020
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Stomach Handle

I'm gonna go pull the stomach handle off myself.
by SkordySkor May 14, 2023
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handle

'The gross amount of wagering within a given period of time or for a given event at one of more establishments' (Wiktionary), or, more generally, the gross amount of transactions in a given instance of business.
"The yearly handle of the American medical industry is said to be more than 17% of the gross domestic product."
"The military-industrial-academic complex is not going to blow off a handle of several hundred billion just because some mopes don't like war this week."
by StarryGordon January 16, 2022
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Trump Handle

Bob, lets grab the wives by their Trump Handles and go out tonight.
by BrewTa22 October 14, 2016
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The first thing you see when you click your account picture
When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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