by Young.handles November 19, 2016
by BanginDave December 17, 2020
by Yawelcomedummy August 03, 2024
The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.
The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).
by The Original Agahnim January 08, 2022
When you insert 4 fingers into the pussy and your thumb into the woman’s asshole and grab the wad of meat whilst then rapidly shaking it.
by Hoelster December 04, 2017
The lady looks like she's been around
She's covered a lot of ground
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
The lady knows love sure ain't no game
She's been through too much pain
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Lady's gonna make a fool of me
Gonna make a fool of me
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
She's covered a lot of ground
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
The lady knows love sure ain't no game
She's been through too much pain
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Lady's gonna make a fool of me
Gonna make a fool of me
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Lady's gonna let you think you'll win
Then she's gonna let you lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
The lady's got a reputation here
Got a reputation there
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
The lady's got a lot of satin charm
And that can do you harm, you harm
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Then she's gonna let you lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
The lady's got a reputation here
Got a reputation there
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
The lady's got a lot of satin charm
And that can do you harm, you harm
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
Too close for comfort, don't wanna get hurt
Too bad it's no good, I'd only lose
Too hot to handle, ain't gonna gamble
by Death Menace September 06, 2023
Old man with handlebar mustache who preys on young boys and girls. In the absence of young children he will prey on much older women who typically have walking aides. ( wheelchairs, canes, crutches or walkers)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
He is often rejected and can be seen with one hand twisting his mustache and the other fondling himself in the dark corner of bars. Often goes by the alias of “Woody”, “Dickey”, or “Gus”.
(Jurrasic because he is well past his prime but doesn’t seem to know it and Sick because if they are old enough to pee, they are old enough for him)
The handled juraSicko was seen lurking in the dark corner of the busy teen nightclub. We wouldn’t have even noticed him standing there if it wasn’t for the wet stain around his crotch.
by Wild Bob September 28, 2023