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Guinea Pig eating a banana

That girl was like a Guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
by Tranykingtruck December 17, 2015
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Guinea pig

A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
Joe: Wait, where's my veggies?
Theo: The guinea pigs stole them.
Joe: Of course they did!
by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017
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Guingue

Guingue can be everything as well as it can be nothing.

It's true meaning is unknown to the very creator of the word, Xicorious Drocates from the ancient Greece.
Guingue is an adjective as well as a verb.
It can be translated to cool and the verb guingar to blaze it.
"bro you're so guingue!!"
"Dude let's guingue?"
by Castanheira April 24, 2017
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Guicy

It’s basically a mix of Juicy & Gucci.
Tyler: Listen brotha, I fucked her so good! Drill & killed her.

Juice brotha: Guicyyyy
by GuicyMcGuicy April 24, 2018
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guiry

It means Keeper of the dogs they are super friendly and the name is usually a last name. Sometimes they are shy but their personality really shows.
Mr. Guiry owns that animal shelter down the street. He lets me take care of his dogs.
by Lolachoda May 30, 2018
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guinea flaps

Also know as roast beef or bacon in the south. Guinea flaps are long flaps of skin usually dark in color that hang from a mud crickets vagina like a dirty set of trailer house curtains, normally caused from severe over usage of the female anatomy.
I was totally into her, until I had to hold her guinea flaps up to get in her lady parts....
by southernlady83 June 25, 2018
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Gunnypot

A pro-NRA Russian spy who seeks to undermine the US constitution.

A foolish supporter who retells what said Gunnypot has said.
She's such a gunnypot that Mith had to make up a word so there was a fitting description.

The Gunnypot offered money to allow for pro-Russian sentiments.
by Raiderfate July 18, 2018
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