"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."
by Csorrenti May 14, 2024
The name for someone who genuinely believes that sites like Urban Dictionary - sites which can be added to by literally anyone, and which would only be taken as factual by people who believe The Onion is factual - are unbiased and truthful.
Person 1: I'm absolutely not surprised he Greg Price'd that one.
Person 2: Right? Only clowns cite joke/satire sites as evidence!
Person 2: Right? Only clowns cite joke/satire sites as evidence!
by 2Pot Screama November 02, 2024
by Redneck hippie September 27, 2018
by Tankizon November 23, 2021
Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley
by JoeyTheHorrorBoy June 19, 2023
by sae young August 25, 2017