grass eating

The lowest level of bribery, generally associated with breaking the law i.e. dirty cop/agent/attourney. This could be as simple as taking free food and coffee from local eateries and turning a blind eye to there less than stellar activities or keeping confiscated goods without raising any flags or perpatrating the offenders.
Referred to by this name because the parties invovled are not making significant exchanges of worth but more like grazing off the top.

Chubbs has been grass eating for years, it was only a matter of time before he got on Noreaga's take.

cop1: "You need to cut that grass eating shit out Pat, you are going to get the whole force in some shit."
cop2: "Relax, no one is going to miss one zipper when we turn in the two kilos..."

by Cux August 27, 2006

snake in the grass

(eBay terminology) Someone who watches an auction but doesn't bid until the last minute.

As long as there isn't a snake in the grass, that voodoo doll is mine!

by Reyn October 20, 2005

ass grass

The hair on a person's ass.

He really needs to shave that ass grass off.

by TrevDawg October 14, 2003

Gassed, Gassing

The term gassed when associated with someone else, can mean they are full of sh*t.

On the other hand, the term gassing can be used in the context where someone states that whatever the other person is saying is a total lie.

Person 1: 'You are so Gassed'

Or

Person 1: 'Quit Gassing'

Person 2: I'm serious!

Gassed, Gassing.

by Crabroast22 January 21, 2011

The Long-Dong Grasshopper

When you get a girl to lay with her upper back on the floor, her lower back against the side of her bed, and her legs in the air. You then lay on your stomach on the bed with your lower body hanging off the bed between her legs. Insert your dick in her vag. With your arms behind your back, you use your legs to bounce your stomach up and down on the bed inducing penetration.

I was planning on running a marathon this year, but unfortunately the guy I met last night was well-versed in the art of the Long-Dong Grasshopper.

by tanookiwarrior June 3, 2009

Grass Dump

A senior project that makes a mockery of the spirit of the college of engineering. More specifically, when a team takes a used dirt trailer and installs a hydraulics kit on it. Often a Sivy is assigned to do FEA on it, which is doubtful to happen even if he says it has.

Me: What's your senior project?
Rob: Grass Dump
Me: What's that?
Rob: A piece of shit
Me: Oh, so THAT was your grass dump

by Grass Dump Hater July 23, 2007

Gassing my knickers

When you are extremely excited about an event that you are flatulent into your underwear.

I really want to see Transformers 2, I'm gassing my knickers to see it!

by MorganShitFace June 27, 2009