goobel

a girl version of a goober.

Oh boy you are a goobel

by AndreaLee December 29, 2008

gooben gobben

when you have uncontrollable vaginal leakage and it has a foul oder.

Sally looked down and her pants were wet. She has Gooben Gobben.

by Ass monkeyfart August 6, 2008

Goombay Smash

Some ungodly mixture geeks in college drink after finals are finished.

Its a Goombay smash kind of night. finals are done.. Yea!!!

by ZippyNP December 19, 2010

goober style

wearing socks with your birkenstocks or open toed sandals

" wow, hes so lazy he went goober style today"

by Hallie March 29, 2005

Goobah

This a flamboyant male who roams from town to town in the greater Boston area preying on women because he is so insecure about his own sexuality. He tends to date out of his league just to try and prove he's straight. He is exetremy careless about his extracurricular activities and is willing to take the closest big black male into a restroom.

Person1: I caught my boyfriend having sex with a dude
Person2 : OMG you were dating a Goobah

by Jaimie_hates_life December 15, 2016

Goob

Another word for a below average sized dong.

Guy 1: "Last night she told me to put the goob in her ass."
Guy 2: "And?"
Guy 1: "Let's just say that nobody got hurt."

by randm689 March 30, 2022

Goombie

A cheesy dude who thinks he's in the matrix, bowling round in his nifty-lookin' shades and saying stuff like "fuck the corporate bigwigs" and saying "ass" when they're British.

A clumsy attempt at a punk-cum-hippie. They tend to rock a flimsy-yet-long mane atop their acne-ridden faces. Walking with a bob that only the truly socially inept can manage and avoiding eye contact with anyone they pass, goombies will listen to their faux-rock while mime-drumming.

Rubbish trainer/jean combos are also a tell-tale sign.

Normal Man - "Hey man, do you want to go and grab some coffee later or something?"

Goombie - "Fuck the corporations, asshat."

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Normal Man - "Hey man, want to go for a drink tonight?"

Goombie - "Society is so evil freakin' evil, government fatcats and chavs are ruining the enviroment."

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Normal Man - "Hey man."

Goombie - "You just hate me 'cos I'm different."

by IJBlog August 2, 2011