To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
by jake April 17, 2004
Often an action to express extreme emotion by swiftly crouching and thrusting your hands towards the area between your genitals and anus and screeching loudly while tickling your "Gooch".
by Rock and Racer Gooch September 02, 2004
a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, dingleberrys, sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could theoretically appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","raging flamer", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".
Shanene:"Girl, i was changin' in the lockerroom and you know how i change next to the ho Precious? Anyway she went into the showers and i dropped my soap and as i glanced up she had a..."
Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"
Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"
Shafanjae:"Bitch don't tell me she had a Splooch Gooch!"
Shanene:"Girl you don't even know. Now, let's go get some watermelon, but look out for the linchers!"
by Danny Dapper October 14, 2009
im going to dead gooch you with my foot.
by The Gooch Smasher!!! October 11, 2006
To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.
"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."
I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."
"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"
I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."
"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"
by Ushtenhouser January 01, 2008
The map given to a boy called greig, who just could not find his gooch, no matter how hard he tried.
Greig: SUCK MA GOOCH!!!!!
Stacey: Greig, do you even know what a gouch is?
Greig: . . . no.
Jenny: HAHAHA!!! Someone should get greig a gooch map!!!
Stacey: Greig, do you even know what a gouch is?
Greig: . . . no.
Jenny: HAHAHA!!! Someone should get greig a gooch map!!!
by greigs gooch! July 05, 2009
when you rub/snuffle your nose in somones gooch making a snorting noise or some kind of pig noise, this is the act of gooch snuffling
your partner says. 'ooo... can i snuffle you gooch darling'
you say. 'oh yes get on with it then'
your partner says. 'ooo... i am eixcited...its ages since ive done gooch snuffling'
you say. 'oh yes get on with it then'
your partner says. 'ooo... i am eixcited...its ages since ive done gooch snuffling'
by a maths teacher and im playing May 28, 2008