goobtard

A nerdy person that also manages to look stupid.

"Wow, that kid is a mouth-breather wearing socks and sandals. What a goobtard!"

by Nodda-Goobtard September 27, 2013

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Gooberduked

To be pranked or fooled in a workplace or a school. Usually without malicious intent, only for the purpose of a joke.

Employee 1: so yesterday my friend dropped some laxatives in my coffee during the meeting for April fools.
Employee 2: man what an asshole
Employee 1: yeah, totally gooberduked me.

Pranked fooled

by Leon Carmichael June 30, 2016

gooberduked

To be punked, fooled, or pranked intentionally by someone else. Usually without malicious intent.

Employee 1: so the other day, my friend put laxitives in my coffee during the buisness meeting.
Employee 2: man what an asshole
Employee 1: yeah, he totally gooberduked me there.

Punked fooled pranked

by Leon Carmichael June 29, 2016

gooberduked

To be pranked or prank someone with intent of disrupting their life in a way that is fun for you.

Guy 1: So the other day, I stapled my cousins driving violations on the inside of his job resume.
Guy 2: Man you totally gooberduked him!

Pranked rekt

by Leon Carmichael June 7, 2016

Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.

Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.

by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017

Goober Naffy

A person who
Acts like a complete idiot and makes bad choices.

My brother was being a goober naffy and fell out of his car.

by B queen January 22, 2018