goggle marks

When you get red marks from someone sitting on your face

"Why do you have red marks on your face?"
"Bro, Sadie sat on my face and gave me goggle marks"

by Hoodie Mack November 26, 2017

aviation goggles

When someone falls asleep and you rest your balls on their eyes

Johnny just fell asleep I’m going to give home some aviation goggles

by Fred#69 March 18, 2021

Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.

For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.

by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011

shame goggles

You know how, when you do something embarrassing, there always seems to be a hot guy/girl around to witness it? That's shame goggles in action. Under normal circumstances, the person would be average, decent-looking but not extraordinarily hot. But because you have just embarrassed yourself, your brain makes them hotter to amplify your shame. The more embarrassing the blunder, the hotter the person will become.

Girl 1: I can't believe that hot guy just saw me step in dog poo!

Girl 2: He's not that hot. Take off your shame goggles. And wipe your shoe.

by Melly D. August 21, 2011

sugar goggles

Similar to beer goggles, someone appears better looking after having done something sweet.

Brian's cute, but after he spent an afternoon complimenting me, I looked at him through sugar goggles and he was even better looking!

by AudiTiger October 26, 2011

height goggles

A phenomenon similar to beer goggles. When a tall girl over estimates the attractiveness of a guy because he's taller than she is.

Wow. Olivia definitely had her height goggles on when she agreed to date THAT guy.

by thebaseballstar August 5, 2012

Gym Goggles

Similar to beer goggles but happens at a gym when an average woman looks hotter because she is in spandex.

Kristy wasn't very hot, but when wearing spandex guys got gym goggles and thought she was a total milf.

by Spankin95 March 20, 2015