guitar 

A rarely used musical instrument in rock and popular music.

Guitarist #1: Ok let's form a rock band. We need two electric guitarists; four acoustic guitarists; three bass guitarists and seven lead guitarists.

Guitarist #2: Cool, but I think we need more guitarists.

guitar by HumphreyB May 25, 2006

GUITAR.COM 

A site that pratices CENSORSHIP!

You can post porn,gay porn,animal porn,child porn or anything you want pretty much.You can swear just as long as you don't do so while arguing from a Christian perspective.Then they'll censor you,remove your posts and band you.

GUITAR.COM is biased as hell.

GUITAR.COM by Sick freaks! - CENSORSHIP SUCKS!!!!! April 6, 2005

Guitar 

A six (or seven, or twelve) stringed instrument capable of soft sounds, or, in the hands of a good player, the greatest musical mayhem known to man. Pretty much the most popular instrument today. Comes in electric, semi-hollow body, and acoustic styles. NOT to be confused with Guitar Hero "guitars" which are TOYS!

Guitar God- My axe has 132 buttons, how many does yours have?

Guitar Hero obsessed loser- (sob) Five...

Guitar by metalman777 December 10, 2009

Guitar Hero Bends 

The sensation that the room is spinning or melting after playing long sessions of Guitar Hero. Also a similar sensation to tripping balls

"Man this room got all messed up after i stopped playing" "Nah you just got the Guitar Hero Bends"

Guitar Hero Bends by Poptart419 January 3, 2010

Guitareoke 

When one brings an acoustic guitar into a karaoke bar.

Hey, what song is Jimmy gonna sing tonight?

Well he brought his guitar, so I think we might hear a guitareoke version of 'Hey Soul Sister' again.

Guitareoke by zjanderson June 24, 2010

gitau 

Perfect guy but when pissed of can turn into a fuckin warhead

Dam Gitau Gona beat his ass

gitau by Big dick ekg April 20, 2018

air-guitar effect 

it's when you try to make the weirdo playing on an air guitar stop so you pretend that the music he is making is too loud.

a: dude you should seriousli stop.

b: stop wat?

a: the music
b: huh, i dun make any music
a: ahh! it must be the air-guitar effect!

air-guitar effect by priest28 April 17, 2010