gaydemic

noun used to express the recent openness to the lgbtq+ community. used ironically by the gays and unironically by homophobes.

“i don’t know whether i love or hate this gaydemic” says steve, the homosexual at the bar
“oh my god it’s just dudes on dudes and girls on girls nowadays, we’re going through such a gaydemic” says adam, the homophobic guy at the other end of the bar.
the bartender looks between them and eyes the camera. his gaydar is impeccable and he knows this homophobe is a repressed part of the lgbtq+ community. he senses tension… gay tension.
* 1 year later *
the bartender looks between adam and steve at the altar as they recite they’re vows to each other. none of them is aware of the amount of bad biblical jokes that are to come, but it’s ok, they are in love.

by coffee is better than water May 10, 2025

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

Gayer

Someone who is heterosexual but acts so homosexual, that you can't tell he's heterosexual.

My freind is so gayer

by User-adfdeb4f46 June 23, 2025

Gayden

Term for Gay Aiden, to be used for inclusiveness and acceptance for Gay Aidens.

Oh you know Aiden, turns out he's gay, even calls himself Gayden! He seems happy at least calling himself that.

by UnoAx January 8, 2026

Sander Gander

1. To Look at something as if you are from Ohio
2. To Look at something as if you are ignorant.

Gotta Take me a Sander Gander at this pencil, see if its got any ink left

by JonnDi February 21, 2011

cock gayzer

someone who checks out your junk while you're changing in the locker room at the gym .

i was changing into my bathing suit, about to go for a swim, when i noticed this COCK GAYZER staring down my dick.

by grimpin1 June 5, 2011

goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.

"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"

by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015