Ganted 

when you forget to, or become otherwise engaged, shake the excess urine from your penis before putting it back in the trousers, leaving a large wet patch on your groin. It is as if one has pissed oneself accidentally.

"Mate, i just accidentally ganted myself"

"Gant, have you just Ganted yourself again?"

Ganted by Jack Gant June 23, 2008

Gatesville,Tx 

Gatesville is a city in and the county seat of Coryell County in Central Texas, United States of America. The population was 15,591 at the 2000 census. The city has five of the eight prisons and state jails for women operated by the Texas Department of Criminal Justice, and one of the facilities, the Mountain View Unit, has the state's death row for women.

Gatesville is home to the Mitchell Collection that is said to be the largest spur collection in the world and earned Gatesville the title "Spur Capital of Texas", as well as one of the last fully operational, full-time drive-in theaters in Texas.

In 2000, The Gatesville Hornets won the Texas State 3A High School Football Championship.

Former President George W. Bush's Prairie Chapel Ranch is less than 25 miles northeast of Gatesville in nearby McLennan County.

The Leon River runs past Gatesville and crosses under Main Street (U.S. 84) on the west end of town.

Gatesville,Tx Spur Capital of Texas

Gatesville,Tx by BanditTheGreat1986 September 1, 2011

Garted 

Misspelled "farted" became a twitter trend and is now used daily as a joke

Guy: Dude i just garted.
Other guy: Oh wow sick meme.

Garted by Axij February 7, 2015

Bill Gates 

The definition of F*CKING successful!

"Bill Gates' house also features an estate-wide server system running Windows and heated floors and driveways. Guests wear pins that upon entrance of a room automatically adjust temperature, music, and lighting based on the guest's preferences, according to the narration in the virtual tour below."

Gates and his wife Melinda are very fond of F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, and they have inscribed in the library a sentence from the last page of the novel:

"He had come a long way to this blue lawn, and his dream must have seemed so close that he could hardly fail to grasp it."

Bill Gates by Xbox Guy March 26, 2010

gates of hell 

A complex system of tunnels, said to lead to hell, that smell like shit. Most likely the capital of Satanic circle jerking in New Jersey. Not scary at all due to the hordes of Emo-Mexicans roasting marshmallows outside the entrance, while telling us theres nothing in there but spiders they took pictures of on their cell phones. Not worth the trip, unless your scared easily or by KKK graffiti.

Adam and Kevin were seriously disappointed when they smelled marshmallows cooking as they approached the gates of hell.

gates of hell by steve8311 December 24, 2007

Gatekeeping 

When people discriminate against others who want to enjoy the same things as them, and usually gatekeepers use the dumbest reasons as excuses. Only justified when it's against Tiktok because 1. - Tiktok as a whole is ruining our youth and is useless to humanity, and 2. - it's not even a cause worth defending. Other than those instances, gate keeping is trash.

Gatekeeping sucks, don't do it.

Gatekeeping by bobisgay420 April 22, 2021

Bill Gates 

An asshole that copied apple computers and got rich off it, He makes shitty software that crashes every half hour, it gets infected with spyware and viruses and is "dll hell". He still copies apple till this day. Vista took him 5 years to make because every year apple made something new and he had to find out a way to put it into vista... If u don't believe me, go to youtube and type in 'apple vs vista' or 'apple adds'

Oh crap my windows has crashed again.. Get a mac!

What do air con's and computers have in common? They both stop working when you open windows.

Lets Throw an apple pie at Bill Gates.

Bill Gates by Tony Kennedy August 25, 2007