Garth Brooks

A common slang term for ones porn collection. So called because it represents the perfect (electronic) hiding place for such material due to the low probability of anyone actually wanting to open such a folder.

Dude, I was totally busted, the only flaw in my plan was having a girlfriend who actually liked Garth Brooks.

by aussie_trevor May 19, 2009

Gary Lewis

some gay guy.

she said: do you know gary lewis?
he said: Gary Lewis? He's gay!

by eeer March 5, 2009

Gary

Gary is a no-namer, doesn't have many friends, the ones he has, he means barely anything to them, he falls for girls who want nothing to do with him, he skates, he's a weirdo, but at least he has his friends, even if he's not the most important person in the world to them, he's happy.

02:21:59 <Allegra> mk 02:22:15 <Allegra> *eats chocolate* omnom 02:22:25 <Gary> chocolate :o02:22:26 <Gary> share 02:22:35 <Allegra> too late i just ate the last of it :o

by TheOnlyOneThatCounts June 10, 2009

gary

noun: sperm, cum, semen.

Originated from the term spongebob (not the Spongebob on T.V.)

I got gary all over!

by Doug_AK February 13, 2008

Gary

Gary; advj to live out in the sticks ....and not give a shit

gary hasn't lost the plot yet..he still has that bald patch he has been sporting since 1986 that is pretty funkin cool..

by IAMPLOT October 21, 2010

Gary

Gary is a boy who loves wearing puffy shirts similar to those of William Shakespeare and is also a lover of feather ink pens.

Oh look Gary is wearing his puffy shirt again.

by Bwhahahaaa April 13, 2011

gary

Spongebob's pet snail that puts up with his stupidity.

Gary is such a pimp to put up with that slut

by SafewaySquirrel April 18, 2006