Gabe

Long form: Gabriel.

A name given to guys by douchey religious parents. Generally causes said guys to go about their lives being tools and generally fucking things up. Other symptoms may include having no friends, being beaten up all the time, and having a small penis.

Similar to how chicks named Bertha will always be hugely fat.

Man, that Gabe kid is a total fuck up. What were his parents thinking when they named him that?

by hasdfkhakshdfklahsdkalhf October 24, 2011

Gabe Newell

A person who makes money off promoting terrorism in games like counter-strike and never goes to jail for it. They sell stickers and shit, don't you know. FBI and CIA like this.

- Gabe Newell is my role model

by Barkingdog June 4, 2023

Gabe

A fat ugly Mexican that has NO life and is a pot head.

HEY, look at that Gabe over there! He sooooooooo ugly, never going to get married or have Mexican babies

by Shannaynay6969 October 10, 2011

gabbel

Wannabe Mexican drug dealer Breaking Bad protagonist impersonator.

Dude, you're such a gabbel.

by sven4president July 4, 2014

gabeena

Someone who has a pure heart. She has a strong resolve. She's a very kind human being.

I see that she is very Gabeena.

by Rositala January 2, 2017

Gabe

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.

A gay little dumb boy how is probably going to grow up to be a dumb drug dealer.

Do you know where to get the good stuff

I heard Gabe has some good stuff

No Gabe is a dumb ass.

by oteroter December 9, 2018

Gabe

i hate you if your not gabe dont read this your the thot not meeeeeee

Gabe is stupid

by ihatemidleschool- March 6, 2019