i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!

I think I'm cool and I totally pwn you so don't mess with me!

One might say "i know karate, i know kung fu, you mess with me, i mess with you!" To ward off unwanted attention from bullies. Mostly unsessful.
Also, a phrase used often by geeks trying to sound cool.

by tidiris tulzwick March 01, 2007

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Chi Fu

Stands for Chicken Fucker. One who fucks chickens.

Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!

Spence: Chi Fu

by Splancer April 08, 2006

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tounge fu

The Art of being very skilled at performing cunnilingus,when one considers performing oral sex on a woman to be more not but a mere sexual favor but an actual art form.one who is expertly skilled at eating pussyis a practitioner of tounge fu.

"Girl!,did you hook up with Rob last night? You mean Cadillac Dick,the tounge Fu master? He's got a Black belt in eating pussy!"

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The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future

a graphic novel by Dav Pilkey,1 the second spin-off of the Captain Underpants series

In March 2021, the author and publisher announced that The Adventures of Ook and Gluk: Kung-Fu Cavemen from the Future was being removed from the market for perpetuating harmful stereotype

by SPrice1980 May 07, 2023

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