The ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering twat into a killing machine simply by watching Steven Seagal movies on repeat.
Hey, Gavin I just watched Under Siege five times and now I'm cooking up some painful payback on my asshole big brother, I'm gonna go full Wank-Fu on his ass.
by MrAubergine March 19, 2014
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he also wants to join the nazis, but got raped by them.
now he rapes everyone in sight
Person 1: Don't let Ben Fu see you, You will get Ben Fu'd!
Person 2: But I want to get Ben Fu'd since I like his dick. When it squirts I hear heil hitler
he also wants to join the nazis, but got raped by them.
now he rapes everyone in sight
Person 1: Don't let Ben Fu see you, You will get Ben Fu'd!
Person 2: But I want to get Ben Fu'd since I like his dick. When it squirts I hear heil hitler
A fucking jew that likes to fuck other nazis
he also wants to join the nazis, but got raped by them.
now he rapes everyone in sight
Person 1: Don't let Ben Fu see you, You will get Ben Fu'd!
Person 2: But I want to get Ben Fu'd since I like his dick. When it squirts I hear heil hitler
he also wants to join the nazis, but got raped by them.
now he rapes everyone in sight
Person 1: Don't let Ben Fu see you, You will get Ben Fu'd!
Person 2: But I want to get Ben Fu'd since I like his dick. When it squirts I hear heil hitler
by ucnt October 25, 2017
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Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"
Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"
Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
by MemeCrocodile2.0 September 28, 2019
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Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”
Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”
Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”
Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”
Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”
Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”
Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”
Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
by DarkClent31 June 26, 2019
Get the “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.” mug.A way of life with the incorporation of martial arts that cannot be mastered. This form of fighting technique can be only taught by the great Sensai THERESA (hence RESA-FU). Many fear for their lives when they hear of this raw, undisputed yet genius creator.
BULLY AT SCHOOL: "Gimme your lunch money or I'll kick your ass!"
QUIET KID: "My sister taught me RESA-FU!"
BULLY AT SCHOOL: "Oh my bad....so sorry..here please take my lunch money!"
QUIET KID: "My sister taught me RESA-FU!"
BULLY AT SCHOOL: "Oh my bad....so sorry..here please take my lunch money!"
by RESA-FU October 6, 2004
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