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Frontal Massage

A type of massage which involves kneading or rubbing the pectoral muscles and the abdomen area. Falls under the reflexology categorey and can be done to improve respiration and relaxation.
She gave him a frontal massage as they cuddled together on the couch.
by 1234567654321 November 16, 2007
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front row parking

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.
Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.
by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008
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Frontier City

Kid: " Mom can we go to Frontier city and ride rides?"
Mom: " Sure little timmy."
by Andels February 22, 2009
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frontseat

a place in the front of the car where a guys jumps to right after fucking a girl on her way home to her parents that are not supposed to know anything. usually right on her driveway.
(he) - ok, i'm gonna jump to the frontseat real quick, right?
(she) - yeah, cuz my parents will kill me if they see you on the backseat with me..
by littlesweety May 22, 2009
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Fake and front

The act of being nice and friendly to people, when in reality you can't stand them. This happens mostly at work.

Putting up a front; being fake.

Putting on a facade.
Person 1: I can't stand Sue, but I know I need to be nice to her for appearances sake.

Person 2: Ahh, the old fake and front.
by Hoosker-doos August 30, 2014
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front wipe

The act of wiping your butt-hole from in-between your legs, rather than the tradition behind the back method. Usually resulting in smearing, ball berries, and everlasting virginity.
"I just tried the front wipe, and got crap all over myself."
by Roghog October 10, 2014
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Frontophobia

1) When in class one is not able to sit in the front.
2) When one is scared of the front
3) When one can't be in the front in a line, class, the movies etc.
2)John: "Do you want to sit in the front so we can get a better view?"
Kathy: "Oh! The front! John you know I can't go there, I have frontophobia!"
3) Jess is in the front of the line and fidgeting.
Mr. Parker: "Jess, stop fidgeting!"
Jess: "I can't! I'm in the front and I have frontophobia!"
by the_front_is_terrifying October 8, 2011
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