Hobbit feet

When you have hair on you feet like a hobbit from lord of a rings

Brian: Your feet look hair; you must have hobbit feet
Jake: No i don't

Brian: ok

by Ehmac March 8, 2017

duck feet

n. Feet that are just too big, flat or awkward for regular walking. Shoes don't fit properly and dancing is impossible.

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Why don't you buy a skateboard dude? You are missing out on life and the babes think you're lame.

I got the duck feet.

Bummer. Wanna squish some grapes?

by Lobsterbeybuoy November 6, 2013

Skeet Feet

When all of your other socks are in the wash and you have to resort to wearing your cum socks

Damn dude I have some skeet feet..

by Denk memez August 10, 2018

Tuna Feet

Someone who eats Tuna without shoes on.

(Sung to the tune of SpiderPig)
Tuna Feet, Tuna Feet, does what ever a Tuna Feet does.

by Xaveria February 8, 2010

cold feet

A confused hooker who is SCARED of the feel good pimping.

So what if he was a customer, you got cold feet, ho. You gonna let Julia Roberts beat you?

by Catfight Prize May 3, 2005

Crows Feet

a female who had a hard life growning up and some where along tha way lost it and became a slut a dirty feet hoe ass chicken head..and that is a Akkkwawwww Crows Feet.

hey man did you see me over there boppin them crows feet

by D.Beezy September 26, 2010

chicken feet

The crust that occumulates when someone doesn't wipe all the cum off of their private parts.

Dude that lady in the porno had massive chicken feet.

by aaron jones is funny May 9, 2006