Failbot

Describing someone or an event which failed greatly in terms of its objective.

Dude, don't be a failbot.

OMG FAILBOT LOLZ

by Jayzzo March 17, 2008

Failbreak

1. When somebody tries to jailbreak their iPhone, but ends up bricking it.

2. An application that fails to successfully jailbreak an iPhone.

1. Damn it, I just failbroke my iPhone!

2. Greenpois0n is a failbreak app.

by iban3zba55 February 9, 2010

Fail

An amazing word that can sum up almost any bad situation in a single syllable.

A bad grade.

Sam: Urgh, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
Soph: Fail!

I hope I don't get an F on the test.

by I'mAnonymous February 19, 2008

fail sauce

staples mixed with Wattered down oatmeal.

Fail sauce, the breakfeast of Douches.

by aaaction paaacked January 27, 2009

Faglopedia

A guy that is so gay there needs to be a large set of books to explain how gay he is.

You see that guy over there in the american eagle polo? Yeah, he's a faglopedia.

by Adam Gold November 16, 2006

fail train

when a person goes through life without ever having a successful relationship those relationships are then added to the fail train. It is possible for one person to ride in multiple cars on a single fail train.

i don't understand why DJ continues to try and date, the girl is just gonna end up on the fail train. Woo Woo!

by Poshua February 2, 2010

fail boat

A term you use when someone fails or does something wrong, implying in a joking way that it was really bad or that it went wrong because they were stupid.

It is in reference to "fail boat" pictures on the internet (google image search it) which ususally depict a boat that is sinking or capsized with the words fail boat underneath.

If this were to be put on a scale of failure then it would be just below the term "epic fail".

If someone or something has failed or is on its way to failure then you would say:

"All aboard the Fail Boat!"

or

"Your shipment of Fail has come in!"

If your on instant messanging or emailing then you would usually attach a picture too because the joke is rooted in the pictures and is funnier if you use a different one each time.

by Richybuoy April 6, 2009