An undertaking of great endurance and perseverance. When a group of friends (usually, but not always male) pledge to each other to not masturbate for the whole month.
Only the toughest and most resolute will make it through this so called "hell" month, but it is a life changing experience. The confidence and discipline learned during these 30 days can be applied to many other endeavors in life.
The camaraderie and support of your friends is a must to successfully execute this stunning feat of dedication.
Although it is mainly a guy thing, girls are permitted, and in fact encouraged, to participate as well. The more support the better.
Needless to say, for those who make it, it will rain on December 1.
Good luck and Godspeed.
Only the toughest and most resolute will make it through this so called "hell" month, but it is a life changing experience. The confidence and discipline learned during these 30 days can be applied to many other endeavors in life.
The camaraderie and support of your friends is a must to successfully execute this stunning feat of dedication.
Although it is mainly a guy thing, girls are permitted, and in fact encouraged, to participate as well. The more support the better.
Needless to say, for those who make it, it will rain on December 1.
Good luck and Godspeed.
November 23:
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you're doing no fap November
Guy 2: Yeah
1: How can you do that man?
2: Its hard work, but its worth it. All the chicks dig the competition to see who will last
1: Dude, I think I'll do that next year!
2: Cool man, just spray your hand with pepper whenever you feel like doing it.
Guy 1: Hey man, I heard you're doing no fap November
Guy 2: Yeah
1: How can you do that man?
2: Its hard work, but its worth it. All the chicks dig the competition to see who will last
1: Dude, I think I'll do that next year!
2: Cool man, just spray your hand with pepper whenever you feel like doing it.
by AndyMcFapper November 4, 2009
Get the No fap November mug.verb - the act of masturbating while in an escalated state of anger and/or resentment directed toward oneself.
"Damn! I lost another job for stealing, and I flunked my math final. I'm such an idiot! Time to watch some hardcore and hate fap until I've learned my goddamn lesson once and for all!"
by quarknaught April 17, 2014
Get the hate fap mug.Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.
See also Fap.
See also Fap.
1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."
by Scrapbook Revolution August 1, 2010
Get the Platinum Fap mug.Verb; The act of a man Masturbating twice or more within ten minutes, with the affect being that he is no longer, In any way, Horny or aroused.
Bro 1: dude... I have an interview with this Mega Hot chick Later today! and I really need this Job.
Bro 2: That sucks bro, just make sure you don't hit on her.
Bro 1: I have it handled, I already double fapped.
Bro 2: Good thinking.
Bro 2: That sucks bro, just make sure you don't hit on her.
Bro 1: I have it handled, I already double fapped.
Bro 2: Good thinking.
by Pool Ruler September 6, 2013
Get the Double Fap mug.The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.
by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015
Get the Twiddle Fap mug.When you are undecided about a girl and jerk it before seeing her only to find it was your dick thinking. Now that its over you really dont want to see her so you make up a bs excuse to not go out
Blake wanted to go out with this girl whos been screwing with his head for way too long, luckily he had a clarity fap beforehand now he doesnt want to see her.
by CruelAmen November 11, 2017
Get the Clarity fap mug.The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.
Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.
Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
by Bro_ca_Cola March 17, 2011
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