An unstable woman with a terrible personality disorder who divorces you despite your efforts over more than a decade of marriage to "save things" for her and your children. She then fights to keep the children away from you for no good reason and she abuses the legal system in order to do so because they favor psycho ex-wives, even to the detriment of the children and then relentless torments you even though she got most everything she set out to do... except KILL YOU... yet.
My ex-wife is a psycho. She is so unbelievable a psycho ex-wife that I post blog items of her emails, instant messages, and transcripts of voice mails because no one would believe them with just a simple face-to-face story. This bitch is a PSYCHO EX-WIFE!
by Mister-M January 10, 2008
(n.) 'dA-&s-"eks-'vä-gi-n& An unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having sex introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.
"...so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was hit by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. But then they had sex, and all of their problems were immediately solved!"
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."
by readx0r August 28, 2006
by Jeul June 27, 2007
Literally "God from the machine", Deus Ex Machina originally referred to Greek plays, where the "gods" would be lowered onto the stage in order to provide a quick resolution to the story. Today, Deus Ex Machina refers to any improbably and/or overly convenient character or mechanism that comes out of nowhere saves the character(s) from their doom.
For a hilarious send-up of Deus Ex Machina, check out the spaceship scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian.
by Gazuga April 26, 2004
Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.
Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?
Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.
Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.
Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.
Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?
Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.
Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.
Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.
by Balls in Moonlight September 20, 2009
Originating at The University of Texas at Austin, T(S)EX is the act of having sex in a dormitory bed.
by Garry Mittens December 01, 2009
A cursed day on March 26th where you are haunted by the memories of your exes. Signs might include a text from them or even a dream. Most likely a nightmare.
by RemiPaige March 26, 2020