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dump on the brain

(N) The term used to explain the phenomenon that occurs when one has an intense need to take a massive dump. All cognitive processing is rendered hopeless. Often, even the simplest of questions seem like logarithms. Ones only thoughts consist of preventing the mud butt blast. Images of sharting in ones underpants haunt the afflicted.

In addition to cognitive processing, motor skills are also affected, mainly in the extremities. The focus, rather, is shifted to sphincter control. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to, pigeon walking, buttcheek clenching, hand on the anus, short choppy steps that appear similar to watching a midget run, all of which culminate in the jogging in place once you reach the toilet, scrambling to assume the position. Facial expressions such as the blue eagle are quite common and often one becomes fishbelly white in the face.
Jon was asked a simple question such as "What are some of your hobbies?" Since he had dump on the brain, his answer was less than sufficient and he was not hired at Wendy's.

Sean was on a conference call when he was immediately stricken with dump on the brain. Whats worse, he forgot to hit the mute button as his asshole exploded into the toilet.
by S. Bruno May 14, 2008
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Food Dump

One who has a never ending pit as a stomach. They can keep eating and eating and eating
Guy 1: "uuhhhgg, I'm too full, I can't finish this"

Guy 2: "dude, give it to Food dump over there. He's been eyein up your plate for the past 5 minutes"

Food Dump: " you guys eat like birds"
by David Trawin November 3, 2006
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disco dump

1. take a shit in someone's empty washing machine
2. turn it on
3. watch the disco dump in full swing
"Eugeine gave me a hitler last week......so i left a disco dump at his place this arvo....
by Terrible Lie May 21, 2006
mugGet the disco dumpmug.

aqua dump

The act of pooping in a large body of water (usually the ocean) to avoid using a dirty restroom or digging a hole.
The other day I was surfing with my OCD friend who desperately had to poo. He decided that taking an aqua dump was a much better option than the nearby porta-john.
by chuck0086 July 20, 2009
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Trump Dump

1. A literal brain shit by The Donald when he fires off an explosive Tweet.
2. What a Republican does after railing a Trump Bump (coke in honor of Trump) due to a sudden need to use the toilet.
1. "Man , did you see that latest Trump Dump? I think war with North Korea is pretty much certain now"
2. "Oh shit, that was good stuff. I'm gonna need to take a Trump Dump now"
by aceharr November 5, 2017
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Shakespeare Dump

When you go to take a dump and it is very loud and violent sounding yet nothing has come out. It is full of sound and fury; signifying nothing.
I am so upset. I thought I had to deuce but it turned into a Shakespeare Dump - it was loud and gross sounding, but nothing came out.
by Roostafa March 31, 2010
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Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.
Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.
by HGH-MO July 19, 2009
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