by tee2dahee July 18, 2009
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Get the douchebaggotry mug.An elite fanboy of the highly rated game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" who shits on any game that isn't Skyrim and shits on anyone and everyone who mentions a game that isn't Skyrim including your mother. I repeat: A Skyrim Douchebag will blindy shit on essentially anything that is not Skyrim in any shape or physical form.
A typical conversation with a Skyrim Douchebag is something like this:
Fun Player 1: I really love playing Dead Island, Gears Of War 3, Forza Motorsport 4, Batman Arkham City, Battlefield 3, Uncharted 3, and Assassins Creed Revelations. Got them all on launch day.
Fun Player 2: Hey those games are awesome man. Lets play them now
Skyrim Douchebag: I don't see Skyrim in that list of shit games so you suck dick.
Fun Player 1: Shut the fuck up about Skyrim fag. Just because it's good doesn't mean you have to shit on everything else cunt.
Fun Player 1: I really love playing Dead Island, Gears Of War 3, Forza Motorsport 4, Batman Arkham City, Battlefield 3, Uncharted 3, and Assassins Creed Revelations. Got them all on launch day.
Fun Player 2: Hey those games are awesome man. Lets play them now
Skyrim Douchebag: I don't see Skyrim in that list of shit games so you suck dick.
Fun Player 1: Shut the fuck up about Skyrim fag. Just because it's good doesn't mean you have to shit on everything else cunt.
by dick knome November 27, 2011
Get the Skyrim Douchebag mug.The term refers to a guy who has more than one of the objects listed:
A. Tribal Tattoo
B. Earrings
C. Ed Hardy Shirt
D. Spiked Hair
E. All of the above
An ultimate douchebag can also be a guy who uses his girlfriend for either:
A. Their car
B. Their money
C. Sex
D. All of the above
A. Tribal Tattoo
B. Earrings
C. Ed Hardy Shirt
D. Spiked Hair
E. All of the above
An ultimate douchebag can also be a guy who uses his girlfriend for either:
A. Their car
B. Their money
C. Sex
D. All of the above
Alana: See that guy with the tribal tattoo and Ed Hardy shirt?
Kayla: Yeah, he is definitely an ultimate douchebag.
Kayla: Yeah, he is definitely an ultimate douchebag.
by kkmay93 September 15, 2009
Get the Ultimate Douchebag mug.Anybody who wear baseball caps and has really shitty facial hair. Often listens to Garth Brooks and wears cut-offs and cowboy boots, even to a funeral. Chews tobacco and doesn't know how to read very well.
by blumpkinben January 18, 2016
Get the Huge Douchebag mug.A Business / Banker Douchebag is a corporate or banker type found in poorer countries on an outsized salary typically there on a mission to generally rape and plunder the country and it's local people. Big users of drugs and prostitution.
Look at that Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) over there with all those southeast Asian hookers... isn't 10 a bit much for one guy?
by BorisSDT August 27, 2011
Get the Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) mug.The act of knocking someone down, or waiting for one to fall asleep, and dipping a used douche repeatedly in their face. Closely related to Teabagging.
"Marc, man, you seriously have to stop douchebagging people. That's messed up, man."
"GOD DAMN IT! He f***ing douchebagged me again!"
"GOD DAMN IT! He f***ing douchebagged me again!"
by Kryzer May 7, 2007
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