demon dicker

a big guy who has a enormus penis who will fuck anything in sight. he loves to use his 2ft long dick to bone everything. Founder of the Dick Church and Dickism

You see that dude over there, tha's the Demon Dicker

by stonerwilson November 19, 2006

dicken

What you do when you haven't got any from your girlfriend/fiance in a long time.

Man, I am going to give Joni a mad dicken tonight.

by Jeremy M. Martin August 23, 2006

[like the Dickens]

unjustly overbearing, irrationally, to be unjust like Scrooge, ridiculous, unfair,

"it's hot like the Dickens" (said in chappelle's show)

"My salary is like the Dickens"

by Reynaldo J. August 7, 2008

dicked-her scale

Name given to the current 10-point scale of a female's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That girl so ugly, she a negative five on the dicked-her scale.

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

horse dickery

dicking around, not getting shit done.
actions that impede a smooth flow of work.

We will never get this done with the amount of horse dickery going on.

by uncle schmoocoo November 12, 2007

dicked

much like getting screwed over or "owned", the term dicked refers to the porn act of some poor lass (or lad i guess) copping a shot in the eye (the worst of insults i beleive). The term though has many variations.
The "silent dicking" can be displayed soley by pointing to your open eye. this implies to those around you that you have just "copped one in the eye" or been "dicked" to some degree.
For a complete display of being dicked you can join the pointing of the eye with an out loud "man, i just got DICKED"

silent dicking: (useful for the office)

A friend sees another friend put down the phone across the office. The friends make eye contact, with friend A pointing towards his eye with a sad look on his face.
Friend B now knows friend A has copped a dicking.

Verbal dicking: "far out man, i just got dicked over at work for that promotion."

by matt kemp December 28, 2008

Honey Dicked

When someone screws you over, as if they put honey on their dick and fucked you in the ass.

Damn the teacher honey dicked us by not telling us that paper would be due today.

by 404Dabb February 28, 2016