CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-III-R) for concept of the Cunt Face personality disorder (CFPD) is characterized by a pattern of excessive and inappropriate labeling of other people with personality disorders, including an excessive lack of knowledge of what they constitute, usually beginning as soon as they hear about the various disorders names.

This disorder can easily be mistaken for knowledgeability, however, a person with Cunt Face Personality Disorder does not simply grow out of this cunt faced state of being. You may perceive people with CFPD to be very intelligent, astute but shallow and with screwed up eyes like a cunt.

There goes cunt face labelling us all again. Little does he know he has CFPD - Cunt Face Personality Disorder!

by Penfold4 November 12, 2012

loose pussy disorder

a girl who suffers from just being a slut and very easy to fuck, loose pussy is something no guy wants to fuck more than once,

you wife suffers from just being a slut and is very easy to fuck. Oh she has the loose pussy disorder or LPD

by nelly4alluhoes February 9, 2015

mental disorder

A subtle arrangement of the mind that allows for and encourages cognition and evaluation of new ideas or different ideas without slavish adherence to preconceived notions; lateral thinking; the ability to challenge and test new and old ideas.

Many great artists have dealt with some kind of mental disorder, and many consider such afflictionsto be a positive advantage as a thinking being or a creative person.

by Amanita Pike March 28, 2017

mental disorder

When somthing Fucks up with the brain thingies in your head

Hey johns gota mental disorder

by Geomeg February 19, 2005

Chang Disorder

When Chang goes "ERRMMMM!!!!! WRRRHHHMMM!!!! ERRRRMMMMMM!!!!" often followed by closed fist pounding of the lap.

Person A: Dude, would you quit coughing so hard, or are you trying to clear your throat?

Chang: No. I just have a small case of Chang Disorder.

by negger March 11, 2005

AustinousTruongulitis Disorder

AustinousTruongulitis Disorder often known as ATD, affects people of all ages races and kinds. It is when the human genome is genetically altered by the blood stream, to make the victim want to drive a honda and seriously become shorter.

Oh yeah you know that fag in our year,
He has AustinousTruongulitis Disorder.
HE IS SO SMALLLL!!!!!

by DrYoo June 13, 2011

Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD)

A form of Attention Deficit in which suffers zone out while listening to the radio, only to be jolted back to consciousness when a truly awful song has hit the radio or their playlist. While this often occurs in a public audio forum of some sort – in an office cubicle, at party they are hosting, or in the car on a date; acute embarrassment is also experienced by those listening to a personal device through headphones, or listening to music while alone.

More typical still, is that the song is more than halfway through before the ADRD sufferer realizes – heightening the feeling of embarrassment or confusion at having been caught listening to Richard Marx/Vanilla Ice/Journey/Ricky Martin/The Baha Men, the Electric Slide, or country and western music for a number of minutes.

It should be pointed out that triggers for ADRD vary widely person to person, and clique to clique.

John knew his Attention Deficit Radio Disorder (ADRD) had again affected his chance of being taken seriously at work - he didn't realize until his boss was walking past his cubicle, that Smoke Two Joints by Sublime was cranking on his speakers.

by therealdealy February 1, 2009