Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.

Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....

by Fukstiker February 11, 2012

disswagvantage

When your opponent clearly possesses less swag than you.

Ya'll at a disswagvantage when I grip the mic...

by Fauvist September 17, 2012

Dissertxt

A balloon text that is so long that it turns into a dissertation.

"Your txt was so long I thought it was a dissertxt".

by remora173 August 1, 2012

dissonic

causing cognitive dissonance

Max Ogden causes me to be so dissonic man

by tjflipper September 22, 2012

Diss Post

When you post a status or comment on a blog or social network that disses someone.

Check out my new diss post on FB:
"Stephanie is so boughetto!"

by King_George_3rd August 26, 2013

Dissy

Short for vaginal discharge.

"Its normal all girls get a bit of dissy".

Quote:- Charlotte Crosby on UK Celebrity Big Brother talking about her dirty panties.

by Stanley Webster December 16, 2013

disscusues

Discussing the issues

"we've been having disscusues about world affairs"

by mbd February 21, 2015