Dick

1 A word relating to a male part, the penis

2 that guy you probably hate.

3 Something you'll never get

1, Jessie: Oh man i'm totally getting some dick tonight!

2, Max: Damn, Jared is such a dick

Larry: I know right, the biggest dick in the world

3, your life is sad.

by The big ol truth, sorry bucko January 28, 2019

dick

A nickname for Richard, you dirty-minded freak.

My name is Richard, or Dick for short.

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

Dick

1. Slang for male genitals.
2. A male that acts like an asshole
3. Nickname for Richard.

1. His dick was so thick and long, when it was inside of me I yelled at the top my lungs, it was painful but so pleasing.
2. Hey, stop being a dick!
3. Dick, did you bring the loud.

by a.beautiful.imperfectionist July 23, 2016

No dick

A man that is very cowardly and a pussy and sucks gay cock and is most likely gay.

Bro you are acting like a no dick.

by Bignutti January 17, 2019

dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.

It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)

by dickbeem October 23, 2017

Dick

A boys penis and he sticks it up a girl vagina to make a baby and have sex

To you want to touch my dick

Yes.

by Liyah51 May 29, 2018

Dick

A long or short muscle thing that spurts out this white shit

Girl 1: “Omg girl that dick was terrible i should buy a dildo.”

Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”

by addrath February 20, 2020