Cockadoodle Deuce

Having to take a shit first thing in the morning

First thing this morning i had to take a Cockadoodle deuce.

by early riser July 13, 2009

Droppin a deuce

Taking a crap ..........

YO I'll be right back I gots to go drop a duece

by Antawn Brooks August 11, 2004

Wang Deuce

while having butt sex the woman or man makes a deuce and the other man sticks his Wang in the deuce

Wang Deuce

by chrisg69 April 5, 2009

Chug a Deuce

Suggestion. Eat Shit. To heartily swallow a no.2

That guy was mouthing off at me so I just told him to chug a deuce.

by RHP4 January 4, 2011

jacking a deuce

The pleasurable act of delaying ones bowel movement by slowly releasing ones turd and gradually sucking it back inside repeatedly.

Driving down I-5, I had to poo so bad that when I finally found a toilet it seemed a shame to let it go all at once so instead I decided to opt for pleasure by jacking a deuce.

by Vince Perry May 22, 2005

busting a deuce

Weighing over two hundred pounds.

Denise is easily busting a deuce.

by kajoe September 19, 2006

Frosting a Deuce

Jacking off on your shit after you take a dump.

Steve, you need to tell Jake that frosting a deuce at your friends house is totally not cool!

by Lieber47 July 24, 2009