When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024

When a decision is made with zero hesitation, zero reversal, and full conviction.
No more talking. No backing out.
DONE FUCKING DEAL.
No more talking. No backing out.
DONE FUCKING DEAL.
"Charith said we’re launching next Friday, not next month. Done deal."
"We’re skipping the party and hitting the gym instead. Done deal."
"I’m breaking up with her. Done deal."
"We’re skipping the party and hitting the gym instead. Done deal."
"I’m breaking up with her. Done deal."
by DADDY RITH May 28, 2025

Could mean literally anything. Could describe a person, a thing, a situation. Popularized by radio shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge.
Hand me that deal over there. That was a fucked up deal. I took Monica out and next thing I knew she was tugging on my deal. Mike was involved in a deal with Jim over those gimmicks. We got a simulation kinda deal happening here with that deal.
by McGillicutty Mandingo Jones February 12, 2017

To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.
Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!
by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025

Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna
by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021

When something is really expensive, a company will nickel and dime a lot of money out of you making it a Jew deal
Club Pilates: that’ll be $200 a month for 4 classes a month for Pilates
Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
Customer: that’s a Jew deal. No way it’s that much for Pilates
by Trump daddy 69 July 11, 2024

by Cash 4our deals March 13, 2019
