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Python Dump 

A soft poop that is so long it starts to coil like a python. More realistic if it coils around another object in the toilet.
Last night I ate twenty wings and a pizza, and this morning I totally took a python dump.
Python Dump by roninx17 January 11, 2011

Stoner Dump 

The massive dump one takes the morning after having smoked and eatin a crap load of munchies.
Dude, last night I smoked a blunt and ate a whole bag of cheetos. I took the biggest stoner dump this morning.
Stoner Dump by rhythmboy32 September 23, 2011

Dutch Dump 

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
Dutch Dump by greatgazoo March 12, 2013

Jug-dump 

Jug-dump aka jumpp means shit on someone's tits (male or female).
"Did someone jug-dump you? erk you need a shower!"
"Jumpp a man for a day and he will squeal like a muthafucka for a lifetime." Confucius.
Jug-dump by ninjabinja August 27, 2013

After Dump 

Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.
Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.

Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.
After Dump by Damdman September 7, 2013

stunt dump 

Lay several sheets of toilet paper in the toilet, then stand on the bowl and drop a turd. It'll fall and land on the toilet paper like a stuntman falling on an airbag.
I just dropped a stunt dump from 6 feet high and it didn't break.
stunt dump by Johnny Strappe February 22, 2014