dork heaven

"Omg, did you hear about Magic: The Gathering – Duels of the Planeswalkers? I'm in total dork heaven right now."
by autumnbeware October 09, 2011
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coffee dork

A preppy douchbag in a coffee shop. This person is usually scrolling through their macbook reading fake news articles that are against Trump. This person often wears button up shirts, stocking caps, and colored pants. This person is definitely a Democrat and more than likely a feminist.
(Walks into a coffeehouse in Portland) "Look at all the coffee dorks in here."
by JimBean25 May 11, 2017
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Dork Meat

an annoying piece of shit that wont shut their trap and thinks they know it all
"Yo, shut the fuck up dork meat"
"yeah that dude John is a dork meat"
by ThaPussayDestroyer June 18, 2025
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Choir dork

A kid who is in choir and kind of annoying, pretty much the equivalent to a band dork. They are so obsessed with choir that they do the warm-ups at full volume in the shower, and stock their director on social media. They’re friends with other choir nerds and choir dorks, they worship the director like there The supreme Lord of everything. They are smarter than band dorks, but they can be just as weird. Note: they are arch enemies with band geeks and band nerds.
Polly: Jacob is such a choir dork, he hangs out with others of his kind.
by Purpstar615 November 23, 2022
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Dork-tex

A dork vortex. All dorkiness is attracted to it, and there's no escape.
by longjohnsilverboy1017 February 22, 2021
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Dorking

"Dorking" is when a Skid (a wannabe hacker) decides to play digital Sherlock Holmes by snooping around the internet. They're like that nosy neighbor who can't resist peeking through everyone's windows, So next time you catch someone dorking, just imagine them in a deerstalker hat and pipe,
this guy loves dorking with other people
I was Dorking all night long,
by ShadowByte March 26, 2024
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