Dry Package Deal

The act of taking a solid shit and not peeing.

"Dude you ok? I didn't hear any trickle with that plump!"
"Yeah! It was a dry package deal."

by uh_duh12 October 05, 2011

Deal with

Required to handle or be in charge of a miserable experience. Also known as “being stuck with a fucked situation”

He had to deal with that disgusting mess

by griffith77 January 29, 2025

ghetto deal

a deal/sale that's extremely below original value. it is a deal that is found by a ghetto man/woman that is so set on not paying full price, that they are willing to buy the product on extremely shady sites and places.

brandon: hey fam, i got that flat screen on sale for $1000
john: i got it for 200
brandon: how the crap fam?
john: i found a ghetto deal

by Words of God January 13, 2020

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl The Real Deal?"

by blr416 April 26, 2025

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"

by blr416 April 18, 2025

The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius

'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '

by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025

Shuffle and Deal

To pack a bong and hand it to someone else for smoking.

Matthew, I’m wrecked, won’t you shuffle and deal?

by The Hylander July 20, 2018