datacomplex

A somewhat high-end compound designed for data engineers to collectedly live and earn that good tech money, in hopes of living a meaningful and expensive lifestyle to escape the reality of having to stare more than 8 hours at a terminal for a living. This co-living helps data engineers escape from the no-sex reality of their tech jobs.

"I just landed a new remote job, I will be moving to a new datacomplex in Spain with Steven and Joe"

by Paulvlc February 9, 2024

Danya

Although Danya may seem sweet,there was a side we don't know. She is very friendly and tastely.

Yuhhhh danya

by Mixeneunexunxe December 5, 2023

data barnacle

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit

Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle

by Nrob88 March 13, 2024

danya

danya is such a cool sexy handsome nigga

person 1: yall heard about danya? nigga got himself a baddie who fucks his ass all night
person 2: damn! that nigga freaky

by therealfanum March 16, 2024

Data Piggy

A tech sector Venture Capitalist who stuffs their little piggy faces on people's private information until their little piggie overall buttons pop off their engorged little piggy bodies.

A data piggy out of Silicon Valley invested in my favorite app and now they're following me across the web, slopping up all of my private information.

by Notadatapiggy September 12, 2024

Darya

Horrible person who finds people on vk and has crushes on them. And then doesn't post her photos on instagram no matter what. Also has so many photos on her phone that instagram servers would crash if she posted them all (2000000000) but they are all of the same statue in a city no one can pronounce in latvia.

Man you really pulled a Darya there. Its been 6 hours and we are still standing here waiting for you to finish taking a picture of that stray cat so we can finally go do something fun.

by supercoolguyfrombestplace January 5, 2025

data miner

A person who hangs out with you because you're "smart," "cracked," or just useful. Basically their personal ChatGPT. Where gold diggers realistically can only dig a few romantic partners at a time, a data miner can get away with mining dozens of people.

Commonly found at UWaterloo.

Kevin: "Emily just texted me for the first time all semester... asking for my notes."
Raj: "Did she even say hi?"
Kevin: "Nope. Straight to business. Classic data miner."

by califctn February 12, 2025