"Where's my motha-fuckin' benji greens?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"
"In between my ham and cheese curtains, wanna take a dustin'?"
by Champloo October 28, 2006
The girl next door has greasy beef curtains.
by swebb January 21, 2004
Suburban Curtain Twitching is the act of standing in wait at the uppermost window in your domicile, and awiting for people to walk past so as you can give them a bad look, and hopefully be able to call the police if they are acting strange or dodgy in any way.
This type of activity is normally found in suburban areas, and most commonly of all is practiced by either old people and middle-aged men.
This type of activity is normally found in suburban areas, and most commonly of all is practiced by either old people and middle-aged men.
*Walking along a street, you look up at a window and notice that two of the curtains are slightly parted, letting someone peek between them. You point at them and tell your friends*
"Look at that Suburban Curtain Twitcher, the scum thinks we are up to no good"
"Look at that Suburban Curtain Twitcher, the scum thinks we are up to no good"
by Iain M. B. August 28, 2006
a common deformity among females of the filthy whore variety, meat curtains refer to the extreme excess of outer vaginal skin. Often as a result of fucking anything that'll fuck you back, the outer labial get stretched to the point of no return causing the vagina to resemble an axe wound. Often these foul creatures who bear this particular self induced deformity like to decieve you into thinking that they are clean and nice by choosing cute little monikers like Valerie Hunter, Better than Botox, and female doppleganger.... This last moniker should be your clue that these are not real women but monsters that once were women and if they had as many cocks on the outside as they had on their inside, they would look like porcupines. So beware gentlemen, this is one hole that if you stick your penis in, you may never get it back.
by MissMeDont You December 01, 2010
BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.
The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.
The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.
by Klw19 May 31, 2014
Something every girl should cut off; When the lips of the vagina hang off and look like an arby's sandwhich.
by Anonymoooooooose March 31, 2017
The long overly stretched outter lips of a pussy like beef jerky or resembling a butcher shop some looks like chicken, some looks like pork... But that's definitely roast beef right there... Cured and dried...
by W.A.T.III April 23, 2018