Crusty Wigwom

The act of fucking in handstands, making a wigwom shape with their legs, where the female has a nasty STD (the Clap).

Bro, have you ever tried the Crusty Wigwom?

by Bro Rape '08 December 18, 2008

crusty keys

when one is bored you grab your lappylaptop and find a dark empty room. then precede to pitch a tent of whatever size. dry grab you shanghai shanker and sploush on your keys. leave your lappy sit and dry.

Floyd, can i use your lappy since Daryl always has crusty keys. Hells no suck dick fucker!

by Brent DuBois September 7, 2008

crusty muff

A woman who has not wiped her pussy for a long time so she gets crusty flaps

Wow Barry's nan has a crusty muff

by Thefamms March 24, 2016

Dick Crusties

Odd flakes of skin like cornflakes, that happen to be near the genital area - obviously a tasty snack.

Yeah dude, pick up some dick crusties, ranch flavored.

by jiggy n crusty July 18, 2011

crusty drawers

two easy words......BRIANNA HARBIN

i accidentally stepped on a pair in my daughters bedroom and they "CRACKED"

by J_P June 20, 2004

Crusty Demon

Refrain from cleaning your asshole for two weeks. Then request a rim job from a girl.

"I gave her the best Crust Demon last night"

"I was planning on giving her a Crusty Demon however the diareah i had last night required me to wipe."

by Elias Talbot September 9, 2007

crusty juggler

One who juggles crusty things; one who is crusty and juggles; one who juggles in a crusty manner

Hey mike stop juggling sweet and sour chicken you crusty juggler.
Clean yourself up you crusty juggler!

by vravae June 10, 2008