crusty muff

A woman who has not wiped her pussy for a long time so she gets crusty flaps

Wow Barry's nan has a crusty muff

by Thefamms December 14, 2015

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Crusty Wigwom

The act of fucking in handstands, making a wigwom shape with their legs, where the female has a nasty STD (the Clap).

Bro, have you ever tried the Crusty Wigwom?

by Bro Rape '08 December 11, 2008

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by Tonka371 April 23, 2015

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Odd flakes of skin like cornflakes, that happen to be near the genital area - obviously a tasty snack.

Yeah dude, pick up some dick crusties, ranch flavored.

by jiggy n crusty July 18, 2011

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i accidentally stepped on a pair in my daughters bedroom and they "CRACKED"

by J_P June 21, 2004

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Refrain from cleaning your asshole for two weeks. Then request a rim job from a girl.

"I gave her the best Crust Demon last night"

"I was planning on giving her a Crusty Demon however the diareah i had last night required me to wipe."

by Elias Talbot September 01, 2007

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One who juggles crusty things; one who is crusty and juggles; one who juggles in a crusty manner

Hey mike stop juggling sweet and sour chicken you crusty juggler.
Clean yourself up you crusty juggler!

by vravae June 10, 2008

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