its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.
Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!
Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.
Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.
Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.
Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.
Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.
Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.
Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 01, 2010
by Mr Richardskynn September 14, 2019
adj. A variation of the common phrase earthy-crunchy. This variant implies a more active sense of the phrase than its passive version that uses y's. It is still heavily rooted in all things hippie/organic/natural/environmentalist, staying true to its tree-hugging roots.
Shannon is so earth-crunch when she comments on our posts about envrionemtanl mumbo-jumbo, especially when the topic of conversation was so skillfully set on seductive spheres of sin known as cherries.
by The Vampire of cherries August 26, 2009
Used to describe the combination of milk and ice in a bowl to simulate cereal, usually when there is no other option available.
Man, I ran out of Apple Jacks! Guess I'll make some 'Poverty Crunch'.
You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
You ever put ice and milk together man? I love 'Poverty Crunch'!
by Anoncuck22 March 20, 2024
used to define someone who is slightly cringy because they are bored, which makes them do slightly cringy things
by Rolly Poof May 01, 2017
by BigDilATL September 04, 2023
OMJJJINGGLY BERRY'S! IT'S THE EIFFEL CRUNCH! SQUEEEEK.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023