Peanut Butter Captain Crunch

1)A deliciously yummy cereal.
2)A deliciously yummy cereal that Sarah denies people just to watch them squirm in agony after "accidentally" misinforming them of the unfortunate event that she has mistaken boring, bland, tasteless, disgusting, regular, Captain Crunch for delectable, delicious, crunchy, chewy, cheesy, melty, Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

"Hey guys, guess what!!!"
"What?"
"I have Peanut Butter Captain Crunch in my cupboard!"
"You do?!?! HURRAY!!!" *DANCE*
*RUN RUN RUN*
"Whoops, my bad this is just plain, old, bland, tasteless, regular, Captain Crunch."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *SOB*
"MWHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *EVIL GRIN*
(Based on a real life event)

by Cap'n Dictionary January 17, 2008

council

Adj. suggests a shitty, cheap substitute. Used before the thing you actually want but can't have.

Eg. Council toothpaste = Water

Council pop = Water

Council boyfriend = One night stand

Council flat = a council flat

Eve: Shit, you look rough!! How did you get home last night after the club??
Dave: I got a council taxi.
Eve: No shit! You mean you walked over 5 miles home???

by Yvus November 17, 2006

Council Rock Girl

bratty ass rich bitches that are really whores in disguise

a council rock girl gets her Tiffany's bracelet stuck around the dick she is currently sucking

by Corneillius Poopenheimer July 18, 2006

National Pan-Hellenic Council

The National Pan-Hellenic Council, Incorporated (NPHC) is currently composed of nine (9) International Greek letter Sororities and Fraternities: Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc., Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc., Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Inc., Iota Phi Theta Fraternity, Inc., Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc., Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority, Inc. Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity, Inc. and Omega Psi Phi Fraternity, Inc. NPHC promotes interaction through forums, meetings and other mediums for the exchange of information and engages in cooperative programming and initiatives through various activities and functions.

the National Pan-Hellenic Council sponsored the Greek Step show at my school consisting of the divine nine black frats and soros it was great

by VSUPHIL June 11, 2006

crunchy

quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli

does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.

by nycbella December 15, 2003

crunched

Being in a state of anger, rage, or just frustrated to the point of one scrunching up their face or sneering or yelling.

1. Bob - Yo, you see what happened when Jim turned over the ball?

Bill - Yeah. That dude was crunched as hell.

2. I was about to call my friend for a ride home when I realized I left my cell at home. I was so crunched

by Lulz On Parade January 29, 2009

crunchie

Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.

Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"

Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."

by theycallitlove_x December 2, 2009