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crotch rot

first of all crotch rot is the irritation in your groin region from walkin in hot weather and it forms when your legs and balls rub against eachother.
As Fred was walking out of the ocean the sand and salt that rubbed against his balls and legs caused him to get crotch rot.
by NumBeR OnE GanGSta September 16, 2008
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crotch rott

Nasty genital discharge accompanied by a foul smell, more common on women and leaves dry rott around the vag opening
that chick I ate out last night had some wicked crotch rott.
by MinDPhuK April 5, 2003
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crotch rocket

A Japanese motorcycle. By default this is state of the art, fast as fucking hell, and will blow the doors off ANYTHING ELSE on the road.
by David February 22, 2004
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crotch punch

Being punched or punching someone in the crotch, rather than kicking. Some people have nifty catch phrases they yell while crotch punching, such as coca cola
"COCA COLA" *punches crotch*
"ow my crotch got crotch punched"
by Kittles December 25, 2006
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crotch rocket

A sport bike, usually japanese, but somtimes italian, rarley german (the new BWM K1200R) or american (buell) The minimum that really is a crotch rocket is along the lines of the classic 2 strokers like the RZ350 or the NS400r, cominng up to the the pinnicle in the likes of the RCv211 or the yamaha M1. More common examples are along the likes of the ninja/GSXr/YZFr/CBR series.

Very fast, even the slowest of these (the RZ350 and NS400R) can run times in 11's in bone stock. with somthing like a turboed GSX1300R hitting 7's.
Did ya see the turbo busa video where the crotch rocket rips a big ol viper a new asshole?
by He who arises in might September 24, 2004
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Crotch Muffin

When sitting down in a bent position ,
the pants may alter themselves and crinkle to the shape that is the impression of a penis. This impression of the penis is defined as "Crotch Muffin" Crotch Muffin maybe be small or depending on the make of pants they could be quite a substantial size.
" Hahahah , Brendan has a Crotch Muffin"
" My pants are all criinkly and I have Crotch Muffin"
" That kid has Crotch Muffin"
by Bradley James Wilson December 16, 2008
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crotch nuggets

Can be either used as an expletive, or to describe a bodily situation. Often used in a sarcastic tone just for the hell of using the term.
"Oh crotch nuggets, I appear to have lost my keys"
by mayhem_mad September 7, 2005
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