Crooning

Two elderly people having sex

Person A: what was that noise last night?
Person B: it was my grandparents crooning.

by Johnnyboy2cool November 19, 2016

croopickle

Pronounced: crew-pike-el or crew-peek-lay, is the action of defecating pickle like faeces after having a bad day in the toilet.

Person 1: Aww man, I had the worst day today!
Person 2: That sucks bro, why?
Person 1: I... croopickled.

by helloninjacat131 December 4, 2016

crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016

crooked billy's

the inverse braces for people (hillbillys) with straight teeth that want crooked teeth

i'm going to get my crooked billy's taken off. wanna come?

by 4laughs234 February 11, 2017

crooked pine

Slang word for laced weed

Wow can I have some crooked pine!

by Shitkey April 12, 2017

Crook

a extremly small crooked penis that u can trim but grows back everytime no matter what you can train your crook to be a little straighter by jacking off, just visit our site www.uncrook.com for tips and support!

Isabelle: « wow! last night was... uh something i did it with a crook i didnt feel nothing»

Joey: «ah... not again!...»

by Tasty Crooks May 10, 2017

Crook

To vanish into the night without a trace and show up the next morning looking rough

My date went crook on me last night! You should have seen how she looked this morning!!

by Pirate Oncologist May 21, 2017