Snap Off Some Crayons

An indirect way of saying; "I have to shit."

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...

by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022

Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

crapoticious

to crap without stopping

Crapiticious is a deadly disease of death.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Cradoop

Mixture of Crap/Poop

"Could you excuse me,I have to go take a CRADOOP?!!

by Camron Bishop May 13, 2005

Crapolio

an exclamation, to describe emotion

"shit there's no more cup cakes.......Crapolio!!!"

by wassenaar April 17, 2007

crakodile

a crack addict. one who lies, cheats, steals, tricks and uses any other form of dishonesty to obtain tha drug.

have u seen stretch today? u mean tha crakodile?

by shottarock December 16, 2008

craposity

crappy to an awesome extent

that show was so craposity due to the first band

by 85er August 1, 2009