1. A scam related to using the pandemic to become rich.
2. When somebody promises to help you get your 'stimulus' on their account, then keeps the cash.
2. When somebody promises to help you get your 'stimulus' on their account, then keeps the cash.
by Divinessence June 16, 2020
Hey Luis I smashed my girlfriend for the first time in over a year. I needed a pair of garden shears to get through her covid Bush.
by Critter99 May 31, 2021
When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.
by Sok Phupet May 03, 2020
Covid dissonance
(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.
by VeryWordsMuchDefinitionWow September 22, 2020
A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.
Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.
by JonnyRotten78 June 13, 2020
Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.
"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"
by RodneyDrake June 26, 2021
by sjyhgfgdrgtuykhngff March 20, 2020