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cumming courtesy

The action of cleaning up your semen after masturbating at a friends house.
I had cumming courtesy when I cleaned the jizz off of the floor at Jimmy's house.
by BigDickDaddies April 9, 2015
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Mahrez Curse

Choosing to play a fantasy football player one week only for him to be shit, then transferring him out the next for him to go on and score.
Robs been done by the mahrez curse again.
by Jt2501991 February 14, 2021
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The Mary Erskine School Curse

stuck up bitches with their head up they’re own arse. Closed minded and put shame on anyone who don’t think their way. Usually developed during the primary 7 so senior 1 stage. Haven’t heard of a sesh
Eh John is she coming tonight?
No, she’s a victim of the Mary erskine school curse
by seshgod69696969 November 1, 2018
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cash out curse

When you play onlinepoker and you have won a big amount it is nice. But then if you cash out some of that money the pokersite is giving you many many bad beats. That is called the cash out curse. They are mad at you for taking money of their site so they let you lose on purpose. It is not so nice.
You cash out 1000$. Then you go play againg. You have pocket kings for example. Flop comes K22. Opponent moves all in, you instacall ofcourse. He shows 1010. Then the turn is gonna be a 10 and so is the river. That has nothing do to with poker. It is the site that let's you lose on purpose. If someone says "that's poker". Then use dirty words as much as you can. That is called the cash out curse
by Sjo March 31, 2008
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courtesy porn

Porn that is in bathrooms of houses that are lived in exclusively by guys. It's understood that you're not supposed to jack off to it.
I usually watch courtesy porn at work.
by Ethan Hunt Jr. October 24, 2008
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courtesy flush

When you're in a public restroom, going number 2, flushing the toilet while you're still using it to lessen the odor and as a neighborly gesture.
Yo dude, give me a courtesy flush........you're making this bathroom rank.
by UnKleslam August 7, 2009
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Coursework Eating

Excessive eating of chocolate and other comfort foods in the lead up to a coursework deadline.
Bill: Dude that's the fifth easter egg you've eaten today

Ben: Don't blame me, blame the coursework, I'm coursework eating
by samwilko193 June 16, 2012
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