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cotton ball trot

A hazing ritual where five or more males follow each other naked walking in a circle each with a marshmallow up his ass. The first one to drop a marshmallow has to eat all the other marshmallows.

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Jason was worried about his caloric intake having eaten seven "chocolate" covered marshmallows after losing the cotton ball trot at the fraternity house.
by whistleberry December 27, 2009
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Cotton Candy Cock

When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”

Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”

Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”

Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
by Labelmaker May 22, 2018
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Riding the Cotton wool donkey

A term for a woman being on her period.
"How did you get on with that new fit bird the other night, did you shag her?"

"Nah, I only got a bit of tit as she was riding the cotton wool donkey."
by gamerouche May 8, 2014
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Cotton Candy Pimp

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti
by Zeke March 10, 2004
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cotton-headed-ninny-muggin

someone who is not very skilled at their job
by Johnny Depp December 6, 2003
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cotton picking hands

A racist slur for a thief that's directed towards a black individual or meant to insult someone as such.
Get your cotton picking hands off of that TV, boy!
by Mark Alfano July 3, 2015
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