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Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.
Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.
by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024
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corporate nice

Work in a corporate setting everyone has to be nice, when really can’t stand someone. If an issue comes up, people are nice about it, but will get angry and complain to a supervisor. Demanding a request using nice words. Like Minnesota or Texas nice, but in a corporation.
I thought he was fine when I told him a conference room was not available. He complained to my supervisor. He was being corporate-nice.

If you could work on Saturday, that would be great. Demanding to work on Saturday or will be consequences. Supervisor was being corporate nice.
by surfangel May 13, 2018
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corporate rape

This is when a corporation screws you over really badly and your only option is litigation. The cost of legal representation for litigation is tens of thousands of dollars. Therefore, it is almost impossible to find an attorney to represent you if your damages are less than tens of thousands of dollars. Corporations simply use general liability insurance if they are sued. There is no equivalent if you are the plaintiff, which is a very annoying constitutional violation.
I am a victim of corporate rape from xyz corporation, who screwed me over so badly and they spend so much money on attorneys, however, I cannot afford legal representation.
by Pewpewpewrainbows April 19, 2023
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Pulling a corporate

1. (Verb) To systematically ruin a perfectly good workplace over the course of several years. Enacting pointless and counterproductive policies in order to save face and money though they make a shit-ton. The "blood from a stone" mentality.

2. To fuck everyone over for nothing other than pure greed.
"Publix cancelled non-management bonuses and stopped giving overtime among other things. Now greedy upper management reaps all the rewards, talk about pulling a corporate."
by SeetheAndDilate January 15, 2022
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Corporate Greed

Sarah: Hey, why is Sm entertainment getting sued?
Karen: Because along with the mistreatment they also refuse to pay their best artists, resulting in corporate greed on their end.
by Beomgyu’s baby mama May 31, 2023
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PROPENSIFYING CORPORATION

When a government , non-profit or corporate body uses monopolization as a strategy of an individual no matter how nasty the person's background is.
Surprisingly so many times these real smart pedophiles make PROPENSIFYING CORPORATIONS which comes from the fact their entire body and mind is perfectly controlled as they have no personality thst they think they do is they are just a TOTAL VOID.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 19, 2021
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Lobotomy Corporation

unemployed final boss made by project moon
you will play it and you cant stop playing it
digital fentanyl
ayin : what day are you on in Lobotomy Corporation?
angela : fuck you
by 𓂺 January 5, 2025
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