Cooter Christian 

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

Cooter Christian by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021

cooter crippler 

Any sexual act that leaves the female sore enough to complain the following day, specifically a modified missionary position with the males arms hooked under the females knees and holding her by the arms.

Why your girl walking funny?
Oh I gave her the cooter crippler last night.

cooter crippler by legendary 71 September 24, 2021

cooter hickey 

When a woman uses her cooter to leave a hickey on one's neck. Like a rockstar🤘🤘

Travis , "Did you see that bad ass cooter hickey that Karey left on the Aaron's neck last night???"

Cinnamon, "That bitch is a rockstar"

cooter hickey by ShanTe From the band Dirtbox October 4, 2021

cooter-jane 

essentially another word for a vagina or pussy

i fucked her cooter-jane so hard last night bro, it was so tight

cooter-jane by lardlard November 13, 2021

Cooter candy 

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

Cooter candy by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight

“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily”

cooter stretching by giantballslover February 8, 2022

cooter quinte 

When your vagina is enslaved, and no matter how many times she gets the whip, she still refuses to be called "Toby".

Master-*cracks whip*-"what's your name!?"
Vagina-"my name is cooter quinte!!!!"
Master-*cracks whip*-"you're name is Toby!!!"

cooter quinte by Sleepykey March 27, 2022