Console Kid

A derogatory term for toxic people who play on a console, commonly Xbox. Mostly seen in crossplay games like COD Warzone 2/3, Fortnite, and others where "Console" can be changed to the name of the game, like "Fortnite Kid" or "COD Kid"

"Ugh, did you hear that Console Kid? Sooooo annoying"
"These Fortnite/COD Kids should he banned"

by TD21 March 3, 2024

Console Wars

A stupid thing where people defend the hardware they bought that'll break eventually

The Console Wars are stupid, idiotic, and childish

by cardloss March 13, 2024

Consolation Trip

A trip that your parents bring you on to make up for the trip they previously brought your other siblings on without you.

Daughter to parents: You brought my sisters to Mexico! Now I deserve a consolation trip.

by Stanksucka D April 1, 2024

Consent

Not anymore. I care less about it not than I ever have.

Hym "You don't care about my consent. Single party consent laws exist. Do I need to consent to be recorded? Are we talking legal consent? Can a retard legally consent to his caregiver? So are we talking only about in the sexual landscape? And is THAT what this is about? Is assenting to the absence of care justification for you doing this to me? You want me to say 'I care about consent?' How about this I'll do what you're doing and care selectively. If it's Kendra, she doesn't need it and can get raped to death and go to rape he'll where she gets raped forever. If it's anyone you know or are fond of, their consent also doesn't matter. I don't care what happens to you. Ideally all of you kids get raped. And MY consent, I do care about. Do I consent to working in a retard group home where the women are fucking a retard instead of me? No. I'll sign paperwork stating IT ISN'T ALLOWED and everything. Anyone who does it can get raped. I don't care about their consent. If they are all going to fuck Taylor Swifts stalker I care care about their consent. If they are doing what YOU are doing I don't care about their consent. So, there. There you go. I care about consent now Matt. A lot. Selectively and conditionally. Which is the basis of ALL morality when you think about it. Or at least the enforcement of said morality."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

Consoldier

An individual who does console wars; stating numerous facts, or opinions they’re entitled to as to why a video game console is superior than another video game console.

Sony Fanboy: Dude the PS3 is one hundred times better than the Xbox 360, it sold a lot more in the 7th generation of gaming than that hunk of junk.

Random Person: No one cares consoldier. Now drop and give me twenty.

by Jamjuice101 July 28, 2024

Colson Bartels

used to describe very gay and racist person commonly found in denver colorado. likes to touch young boys and shits on the floor. definitely a jittleyang. Spawn rate in New Hampshire 40%

fuck that guy he’s a Colson Bartels

by geekbar April 30, 2024

Console-incel

A young man of an online community who consider themselves unable to enjoy Gaming on a platform/console they Do Not prefer, often associated with views that r Hostile toward other Gamers, Games & Consoles whom having fun & doing good

Term Invented by @Katharsyis

He is such a console-incel, so unable to just have fun!

by @Katharsyis June 5, 2024