floss-concious

When another person criticizes your choice of dental floss, and you suddenly become acutely aware of your floss.

Person One: "Dude, your floss is from Hy-Vee? That's lame."
Person Two: "Cut it out! You're making me all floss-concious!"

by Kieushly August 3, 2007

Confidence

1. A façade intended to attract and persuade prospective ladies to march to the rhythm of a man’s libido.
2. A telltale sign of blind ignorance.

"I have no confidence in a man of confidence."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

confidency

a way of confidence
just like sex goes to sexy

A good hitter goes to the plate with confidency

by jeff miller feller May 3, 2008

Delusional Confidence Syndrome

A feeling of great determination one feels to work their hardest to achieve straight A's for the next quarter/semester that inevitably falls short due to procrastination and/or lack of willpower.

Student #1: My roommate went out and bought a bunch of binders and dividers and paper, rambling on about how organized and hard working he's going to be next quarter.

Student #2: Mine too. Looks like that Delusional Confidence Syndrome is going around..

by DanTheManMan August 30, 2010

Conference Room Confidence

In the business world, an inflated sense of the right decisions having been made because the decisions were made in a group setting and then bolstered by self-congratulatory remarks.

Look out now. The H.R. dept has just emerged from a four hour meeting. With that kind of conference room confidence, they are ready to roll out the slashing of additional employee benefits.

by IndySparkPlug August 19, 2010

Hit the Coffin

A phrase equal to the saying "hit the sack" meaning go to bed. Used among Gothics and vampire enthusiasts (not to be confused with twihards)

I'm exhausted it's so late

yeah I think I'm going to "Hit the Coffin"

Me too, good evening

^,,^

by Ava Pendragon June 14, 2011

confident turtle

When one sticks their neck out so far as to avoid double chins and exude the confidence of a turtle that comes out of its shell.

She used the confident turtle to replace duck face in photos.

by ccxxii September 13, 2015