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Condom Money

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.
Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.
by 3antasy April 3, 2023
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Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.
Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.
by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023
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You're a condom

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.
Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.
by Mourn-Blade-420 July 2, 2023
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the condom tip

An after school family special about the real life behind the scene of working in HollyWOOD with Bob Saget Aaron Hernandez
The condom tip got serious when bill cosby put the comdom in jello
by DR. Bitcoin October 14, 2021
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no condom moment

when a couple or parents forget to use a condom when having sex
oh Jackson Mahomes might be the biggest no condom moment in history
by yourmotherhasballs? October 18, 2021
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Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.
Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?
by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021
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Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.
I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.
by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021
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