commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009

commanate

verb: to add commas into a sentence

Please commanate the sentences that are missing puctuation.

by Chiqueta December 16, 2010

Commercial

A 30-second waste of time, money, and technology that is specifically designed to annoy television or Youtube viewers with their stupidity and piss-poor sense of humor.

Without commercials, people's lives would be much more pleasant.

by RedDragon85 September 29, 2011

commando pantsing

when you pants someone, and their underwear/boxers gets pulled down. usually happens because underwear/boxer is very lose and baggy.

or can happen when you pants someone who's going commando at the moment.

Joe commando pantsed Jake by accident. Jake shouldn't have have worn such baggy boxers. commando pantsing can be very unexpected and dangerously embarrassing.

by xX random_person Xx July 6, 2014

commeme

Memes made for communism

"Hey man, are you a fan of a communist ideology? It seems like every post you make on Facebook is about communism."

"No man, I just like sharing commemes."

by commeme lord November 2, 2017

commander doge

an illegal that can't even jump over a wall and no tiene un pito (doesn't have a dick)

Look at that commander doge over there, what a faggot.

by smartblackboy March 19, 2019

commander vook

The type of person who has an authoritarian presence, although they may not be often aware of this. Commander Vooks are sometime viewed as scary and cryptic, and not just to their friends. Commander Vooks are seen as cynical and at times, creepily terrifying. Despite all of this, they are renowned for having a strong affinity towards Germany, both past and future. Beware, Commander Vooks are always watching their peers, even if they are not aware....

“I was at the store today, but this guy I saw was real creepy, almost like a Commander Vook...”

by Omega Team June 3, 2020